I could make wine with my vomit
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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