Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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