he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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