CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
