Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
this beer tastes like vomit already
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
