Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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