I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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