hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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