I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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