in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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