Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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