when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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