I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
