You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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