there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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