What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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