another moral hangover. fuck.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
