quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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