problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Small penises have feelings too.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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