I CAN MOONWALK!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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