let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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