you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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