just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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