so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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