I feel like I'm in dance class right now
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
