...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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