reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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