I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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