I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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