Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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