Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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