Sry I called you an 8
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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