Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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