i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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