just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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