..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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