You're so nebulous sometimes
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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