Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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