I'm going to jail i love you
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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