You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
