I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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