how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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