And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
