i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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