Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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