i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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