Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
That accounts for only three of the penises
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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