what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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