Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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