Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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